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First World Epiphany

A lesson learned, or a realization reached, by a person associated with privilege, that may seem obvious to others whose material wealth or access to comfort is compromised by larger global systems.
Tim told his friend Gina that in the days following the Hurricane he was restless and starting to get depressed. Without the subways running and no cable or Internet he didn’t know what to do with himself.

“I was laying in my bed one afternoon looking up at the ceiling,” explained Tim, “and it hit me: I didn’t always have to be busy to feel valuable. I am enough.”

“Duh!” said Gina, “sounds like you had a first world epiphany.“
by theodorekerr January 13, 2013
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worst band in the world

The way Limp Bizkit front man Fred Durst refers to his band.
Fred Durst: You want the worst? You got the worst; Limp Bizkit ladies and gentlemen - the worst band in the world!
by transistance October 17, 2008
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Weed Capital of the World

Stoner 1: I just went to the Weed Capital of the World
Stoner 2: I heard the people are chill up in Humboldt
by rep707forever December 26, 2010
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World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft is the long version of sayin wow, which means being stunned, overwhelmed and so on...
last night was World of Warcraft!

World of Warcraft! i never thought this could happen to me!

World of Warcraft, did u see that?!
by CSR6 October 24, 2009
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World War 3

Mark My Words…

It will happen within the next 5 years, and will most likely be caused by Russia or China. This war will turn nuclear very quickly and will kill over 1 Billion humans, leaving the world shattered. Most of Gen Z will be dead due to being drafted into an impossible fight and there will be mass starvation across the globe.

On the bright side, we will make some crazy cool inventions that may or may not result in an even more tech-addicted society.
“This isn’t a threat, it’s just a fact. World War 3 is inevitable and is coming sooner than we think”
by 123abcidontknow May 10, 2021
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World Series 2016

World Series 2016 is the 113th World Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians, which contains INSANE mood swings and CRAZY thoughts given to both, Indians and Cubs fans. Game 4 of the series is the game when the Indians STOMPED the cubs, but then in game 7, the Cubs got revenge and stomped them in the series, and stopped the longest drought in baseball; which lasted 108 years.
Johnny - "So Bryan, you are a Cubs fan, right?"

Bryan - "Hell Yes!"

Johnny - "How did you feel during this World Series 2016?

Bryan - "That World Series took a shit on my face that was filled with SOOO much emotions that I've never felt before."
by Mr. Cubs January 2, 2017
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the World Wide Web

The place where you can look up stuff
John: where can I find a picture of a cat?
Lauren: oh just look it up on the world wide web
by Crunchy Crouton February 14, 2017
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