jacky jacky 9 doors

a guy whos holes are used so much they are like a door that doesnt have a lock

hey jacky jacky 9 doors

by anonymous February 24, 2025

Squeaky Door-Hinge

When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.

Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".

by Beeksteer25 February 26, 2025

your driver door is ajar

(phrase): a subtle way to inform your friend that their fly is down

“hey man, just a heads-up—your driver door is ajar,”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025

having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging

"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"

by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025

door

The raw foundations of society. Humanity would not be here today if it was not for doors. These are the pillars of human life and we must treat doors with great respect. Treat it even better than your significant other. There was always a door there for you when you were going through the bad times.

“Im so grateful that doors exist! Otherwise I wouldn’t be here either.” - Joe

by Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都 November 23, 2021

door able

a-door-able

someone:your so a-door-able
someone :no mines better ur so door able

by chicken wings region November 23, 2021

Door

A object that you open to enter a place before closing it or you open it to exit a place before closing it.
This is the only legit definition on this site, i think.

Person 1: Open the door, i've been knocking for 25 seconds!
Person 2: Ok, fine! Just stop squirming!
Or:
Person 1: Why is the door moving uncommanded?
Person 2: It's october 31st, dumdum.
Person 1: Ohhh, ok!

by Approaching Minimums June 8, 2023