Tom Bird

The Worst Sort of Tom Ever Created.

Bry: Look its Tom Bird
Bet: Shit! Run!
Bry: He'll go out with you and cheat on you
Bet: RUN!!!

by thetruthdoctorha February 11, 2012

Beat The Bird

Verb. To masturbate. Play with yourself

That girl was suck a dick tease that i had to beat the bird after i dropped her off.

by Cyncht August 02, 2008

bird milk

n. Synonym for seamen.

She was covered in my bird milk. It was a little unsettling.

by King of Kock October 15, 2007

Mama-Bird

The sexual act of a woman thrusting her tongue into the back of a man's throat while kissing. This causes the man to vomit into the skank's mouth, at which point she climaxes into euphoria and is no longer hungry.

Jill was such an aggresive kisser that I Mama-Birded right into her mouth. She fucking loved it!

by Brigham Young Jr. October 28, 2010

bird dog

a term referring to someone who screws up all the time

(Made popular by a kid who fucked up 5 times in a row doing the "bird dog" drill

"Hey Bird Dog! Get over here"

by BlackLavander November 20, 2007

yosha bird

teenage stalkers

Yosha bird was waiting outside of my class for me today

by dhill October 30, 2003

bird game

The sport of approaching as many women as you possible.

Whats your bird game looking like? How many chicks you got in the flock? Im dead on the bird game I with wifey.

by KapoKel December 14, 2018