Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022

Two-faced Teddy

A reference from the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast: #2. It consists of Schlatt and Charlie Slimescicle talking shit about Ted, who sits in awe and denies the false claims.

"Now that's the face of two-faced Teddy."

"I am at a loss for words."

by milky-andro February 22, 2021

two peas in a pot

mac ur wrong lol

mac and i are two peas in a pot

by longBALLS3 March 7, 2021

Beast with two vax

Having casual sex as soon as you're fully vaccinated.

As soon as I get my second shot, I'm making the beast with two vax with everyone who's down.

by kitten chops March 20, 2021

Two Faced Rats

A Two Faced Rat is someone who is constantly being a hypocrite and is terrible to the people that try to care about them.

For example, "Maddie, Zeke and Jacob are Two Faced Rats."

by WandaKinnie April 16, 2021

tennessee two block

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.

“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”

by The original Chunky Trunks April 22, 2021

TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.

SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH

by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023