Guy: (being dragged by the police) He cut me off!
Cop: Cutting someone off isn't a crime!
Guy: No, the other kind of cut me off!
Cutting someone off is only a crime if it's on the road.
Cop: Cutting someone off isn't a crime!
Guy: No, the other kind of cut me off!
Cutting someone off is only a crime if it's on the road.
by frabrizio December 18, 2017
When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.
by who the real dookie? March 20, 2010
"hey man, you just cut the stanky jack."
"that's really gross, babe, you just cut the stanky jack."
"dude, did you cut the stanky jack?"
"dudet why the hell do you keep cutting the stanky jack?"
"that's really gross, babe, you just cut the stanky jack."
"dude, did you cut the stanky jack?"
"dudet why the hell do you keep cutting the stanky jack?"
by texting queen June 04, 2009
by PPL. (: November 10, 2011
by vivmm March 03, 2012
Someone who fucks a person with a retard cut, thereby making them look like they fuck retards. The retard cut fucker can be a male or female.
- "She got a retard cut, and now i look like a retard fucker!"
- "No man its ok you're just a "Retard Cut Fucker"
Retard Cut Fucker
"Hey bro you fuck that retarded chick or what?"
"No man she just had a retard cut, but ya i fucked her."
"oh i guess you're a "Retard Cut Fucker", weak bro"
- "No man its ok you're just a "Retard Cut Fucker"
Retard Cut Fucker
"Hey bro you fuck that retarded chick or what?"
"No man she just had a retard cut, but ya i fucked her."
"oh i guess you're a "Retard Cut Fucker", weak bro"
by toony tuesdays March 27, 2009
When someone comes to a group of people and asks to buy drugs and someone says they have that drug before you and you sell your drugs before they do.
- Does anyone have any pot?
- I do, I'll be right back I have to go get it. (leaves)
- Yo i got some pot buy it off me.
- OK
- Man, you're cutting someone's grass.
- I do, I'll be right back I have to go get it. (leaves)
- Yo i got some pot buy it off me.
- OK
- Man, you're cutting someone's grass.
by Shawn Maglicic September 20, 2005