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poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
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purple puts

A slang term for Ambien because of its purple color tone and because it PUTS (Puts U To Sleep)
I took a few purple puts to get some sleep I've had insomnia for the past few days
by Mark Wayne July 10, 2015
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put a nail in the coffin

to go get a cigarette or to smoke a cigarette. usually used when at work and wanting to get a break.
"I'm gonna go put a nail in the coffin while I can before getting back to work"
by Wolfkin November 8, 2013
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put on heirs

Gettin' up on yer high horse due to your family background.
Ethan Couch really put on heirs regarding his supposedly deserving preferential treatment. Sometimes it worked in his favor, but unfortunately even his parents' vast wealth and social prestige couldn't save him regarding his mass-manslaughter conviction.
by QuacksO June 11, 2021
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Puts the crazy on the chain wax

Bruh, stop eating your boogers, it puts the crazy on the chain wax.
by DandyDeluxe December 12, 2016
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