Post piss

The act of finishing peeing and starting to close up shop, then dripping down your leg.

*Walk out of bathroom with wet spot on your pants.* "Yeah I just post pissed myself."

by Bkeith87 February 28, 2011

piss lump

noun; A condition of the penis easily mistaken for an erection; usually in the morning. It is crucial not to mistake the two where urination becomes quite painful after ejaculation.

At first, Carol was excited to see her husband of fifty years with an erection, sadly, she knew it was only a piss lump and would probably disappear after he relieved himself.

by Charlie 361 November 19, 2011

Piss 'Ems

A drink that makes you pee in color.

Red, Pink, Blue, Green, purple. Whatever the hell you want.

"Hey Jerry, Pick up some Piss 'ems on your way home from work, i'm gonna pee rainbows tonight!"

by nancyveradana October 14, 2011

piss camp

a gathering of "occupy-ists" where piss seems to be the main attraction

Person1: "Hey what's going on in them tents over there?"
Person2: "Oh that's just Occupy ____; it's the best PISS CAMP around!"

by occupyurban November 16, 2011

The Dreaded Piss

The first piss in a drinking session that follows with subsequent piss breaks every 5 minutes

I've just been for the dreaded piss now I'm gonna be pissing like a racehorse

by atomheartpd October 3, 2011

Piss Pole

An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.

I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.

by Count Chuckula May 17, 2023

Pissed over

Pissed over

When you are not quite sure if you are still drunk or have a hangover .

I think I'm still pissed over

by Leggylisa72 June 2, 2023