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Carload of Dark

A car full of colored begging to get pulled over for being black on a Tuesday.
Doc Moreland: There goes a carload of dark up to no good.
by Coonie McShay June 15, 2023
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Dark Knight era

A phase a man enters when he has his heart broken, or realizes some of these hoes be playing games.

Once he enters this phase there's no turning back. He will do everything he can to better himself, and never be fooled again. He is untouchable.

Don't get this confused with the villain arc. This is an era where he doesn't seek revenge, he only wants to leave it all behind and better him self for the great things ahead in his journey.

His interests typically consistent of elden ring or any other souls like game, Berserk, Working out, guitar playing, etc.
Yo bro that girl really fucked him up I won't be surprised if he enters his dark knight era.
by IIV KURO VII July 28, 2024
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Schrödinger's Dark Humor

A person using "ironic" dark humour as an attempt to normalize serious topics, radicalize individuals, project their fantasies, and find community without being ostracized for what they have said.

A person using such humour is usually followed by a crowd of people who are uneased but enables such sentiment. One person could back down from the joke, another one could play along and another person could downplay the severity of the joke by saying it's "just ragebait."

Calling them out will result in the person getting called "soft," "humourless" or a "moodkill."

What makes this a "Schrödinger?" We'll never know if the person joking is beihg ironic or is flat out projecting their sick, wicked fantasy.

Inspired by Schrödinger's Douchebag
Guy making a weird joke: We should all lowkey 🍇 children and watch CP together

Enabler: Ayo what?! 😭😭

Enabler 2: On EVERYBODY'S soul WE all do this

Sane individual: I don't think you should joke about CP.

Enabler 3: They're just ragebaiting. Don't bother.

Sane Individual: Is this guy joking or is he serious? I guess that's the "Schrödinger's Dark Humor" 🤷 ♂️.
by evilfein666 August 6, 2025
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Dark Chocolate People

A person who looks like they are entirely made out of Dark chocolate, especially dark chocolate.
Now what were they called again..... Oh I know it! Those kind of people are called Dark Chocolate People!
by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024
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Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009
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dark fountain

i realy wish i could make one
🔪🌎 = dark fountain
by Joao3 August 24, 2025
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Discord Dark License

On December 31st, if someone who uses light mode gives you permission to use dark mode on that day, you no longer need to participate in Discord Light Mode Day
Dark mode user: it’s discord light mode day...
Light mode user: oh...nah...I’m going to give you a Discord Dark License
Dark mode user: oh, thanks
by CoolCreeper3 December 22, 2020
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