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self muterating

When one is speaking on a conference call, but no one can hear them because they are on mute.
On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.
by Cpt Jake Hammerkill July 13, 2015
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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
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self absorbant

when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them
it isn't just about you...you are so self absorbant
by Slurp Master November 17, 2019
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self-report

A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.
Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?

Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024
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Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
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old people's self-reward

A slang term for extra (hours of recreational) screen time that seniors can easily have as a form of self-reward; whilst children, teenagers, and younger adults are subject to more stringent behavior requirements to obtain the same duration of extra screen time due to the presence of third-party authority (parents, teachers, institutions, and employers)
It's wild how my grandparents can rack up hours of screen time as some kind of old people's self-reward, while I have to jump through hoops just to watch an extra episode!
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves
Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!
by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021
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