The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.

I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, i think her mom enjoyed it i little to much.

by NastyLover May 13, 2020

Virgin Mobile

A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.

Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.

Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.

by TheGenuineVirgin October 29, 2022

This Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sexual intercourse this year (1st January onwards) but has had sexual intercourse in previous years.

My last heartbreak was last October and since then I've not been with anyone so I'm a this year virgin sadly.

by LordJenal June 25, 2022

Virgin

A Mormon before marriage, a BYU student most definitely

Hello girlfriend would you like to fuck. “No I’m a Mormon so I have to be a virgin”

by Cansasthylatterdaysaint August 31, 2020

virgin

A person who is infatuated by the aesthetic of the movie despicable me and its spinoff, Minions. This person may have a god complex and show extreme aggression to people who are much cooler than them. Their jealousy stems from the lack of hoes they amass in their lifetime. Even more commonly, virgins may be named: mia or even fatima.

You are such a virgin for playing osu mania!

by shreksapleb May 26, 2021

legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.

I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024