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same piss different toilet

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”
by EmWare January 2, 2025
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skibidi toilet

The Skibidi Toilet is singing the skibidi song.
by Knyynynyhnhnmnm December 28, 2023
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Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 25, 2022
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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
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skibidi toilet

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Guy 1: dude i gotta take a shit wheres the toilet
Guy 2: skibidi dop dop dop yes yess! !😜😜🚽 the SKIBIDI!! toilet is right DOWN the HALL I hope that YOU are NOT A camera MAN teeHEE 😂😂😂
the skibidi toilet is WHAT you USE to take your FAT SHIT!!!
by Fortnite cacalet June 23, 2024
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Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo
I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!
by Direwolf December 16, 2022
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skibidi toilet

The fastest way to make any non gen-alpha hate you.
dumbass: "skibidi toilet"
sane person: "i crave death"
by ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ January 16, 2024
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