Child porn

why the fuck are you looking this up you pe/do. But anyway, just for you weirdo, i'll tell you. Illegal pornography with children, usually includes violence and maybe murder

Person 1: bro i have some child porn
FBI Agent: tf is wrong with this retard?
P2: Fuck you we are not friends anymore

by legendaryidiot September 12, 2023

Oddie Porn

Term Used To Describe Animal Pornography In The View Of Bill Oddie

Bill Oddie BBC Animal TV Show Presenter And The Complaints Of His Commonly Viewed As Rude & Innapropriate VoiceOvers That He Does On The Shows In Particular When Insects And Birds Are Mating. This Has Created The New Phrase Oddie Porn.

by Jake Y June 17, 2008

Property Porn

The process of looking at someone else's pimped out house or property listed for sale, that you have no chance of ever being able to afford

Wooo shit! Scope that crib, this is like watching Property Porn.

by catastrophic82 August 4, 2010

Porn on the Cob

When a corncob is used to improvise a sexual act, when you do not have/or have used up any sexual toys eg dildo. Naturally during a sex scene in a pornographic movie.

Person #1: Got the dildo?
Person #2: No, we're gonna have to use a Porn on the Cob
Person #1: Aww, okay...

by CaptainSweetCorn May 9, 2018

Child Porn

Why are you searching for child porn?

I don't need to insert an example of how "Child Porn" is used in a sentence, just don't fucking search for it you virgin faggot.

by JoeHasABungalo February 12, 2018

girly porn

2 or more girls havingg sexxxxxx ;) (usually lesbians)

the girly porn that i was watching was a lesbian triangle followed by a 2 person 69

by 1337toothbrush July 20, 2006

Kitty Porn

A skater for the Hellions Of Troy roller derby league.

Did you see Kitty Porn?....she scored 25 points in that last jam

by HoT roller girl September 26, 2010