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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
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Skibidi toilet

Person 1: "Brr Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, how I love skibidi toilet!"
Person 2: Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes!
by equiuszahhak June 1, 2024
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Niggity Toilet

A black skibidi toilet that usually steals and loots stores.

A criminal toilet.
Niggity Toilet: "brrrr niggity dop dop dop yes yes niggity dopple deep deep"
by niggling gigger December 6, 2023
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skibidi toilet syndrome

this syndrome can be easily diffused between toddlers, the symptoms can be:
1: getting inside boxes and toilets, or any containers
2: when getting inside any containers, the start singing a song that goes "skibidi dop dop dop.."
3: when going on their ipads, and going on youtube, you can only see skibidi toilet videos
guy n1: bro, why is my cousin going inside boxes and singing a meme song?
guy n2: bro he has skibidi toilet syndrome
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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Skibdiddy Toilet

A skibidi toilet from “skibidi toilet” with the head of Sean “diddy” combs. Also is a sexual act where one shits in another’s mouth, while pouring baby oil whilst the other sings “skibidi toilet
Bro, look out for that skibdiddy toilet. He is gonna baby oil you
by PeterFrostmen August 8, 2025
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Skibidi Toilet Fetish

A fetish for the small "community" of "people" who love Skibidi toilet and jerk off uncontrollably to a Skibidi toilet, it is unknown whether they love the head, the toilet, or both. It is suggested to stay as Far as possible from these "people"
Normal Person 1: "Hey dude! What are you doing?"
"Person" 2: "I'm jerking OoOff to SkiBidi Toilet..."
Normal Person 1: "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE JERKING OFF TO THAT SHIT!?"
"Person" 2: "his smile is SO.FUCKING.HOOAUUAGHA-HOT"
Mentally stable Therapist 3: *walks in* "You have a Skibidi Toilet Fetish! You sir need to go to Rehabilitation."
by SanityKing December 1, 2023
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skibidi toilet

a very horrible tragedy that has destroyed minds
son: i love skibidi toilet
father: this is the end of our bloodline
by SLIGGLE WIGGLE RIGGLE July 27, 2024
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