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National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.
Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard
by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018
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National Stop Living Day

On April 18th anyone that makes these and tries to celebrate them gets murdered, electrocuted or any other way for them to stop living.
Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day! Lemme see those titties!
*Person 1 dies instantly*
Person 2: National Stop Living Day is no joke...
by Autisticnigs06 May 27, 2018
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National Frutiger Aero Day

November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day, a day to celebrate the sparkly and hydrating style of Frutiger Aero, a popular internet aesthetic living from 2006-2013 containing water, tropical fish, lens flares, and an all around cleansing vibe.
Friend 1: “It’s November 18th
Friend 2: “Did you know November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day?”
by Irish moose with swag November 2, 2023
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National Bottom Fragger Day

National Bottom Fragger Day is celebrated on October 7th. On this day, you celebrate the friends that get 0/2/10 every game. :-) Celebrate their efforts in dying at the start of every game and trying their best to support the team even with very few kills.
Yo Jess, happy National Bottom Fragger day!! Thanks for playing Valorant with me and being moral support :)
by marichuuz October 4, 2021
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National Eat Coochie Day

The day you have to eat her up because she so pretty
Today is the day you gotta eat monis coochie and that day is June 26th aka national eat coochie day
by Ilovemymantodeath June 23, 2022
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National Grumpy Asshole Day

Every June 1st is National Grumpy Asshole Day. Make sure to appreciate any grumpy asshole’s you know.
“Hey, it’s June 1st, you know what that means...”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”
by mwah_fishytits November 21, 2020
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National suck dick day

National suck dick day is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure (July 9th)
by James Miller 024 July 5, 2019
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