Will I Fuck

Expression of not wanting to do something. Usually a response to someone saying you're going to do something, or asking if you want to do something. More angry and direct way of saying "No, I'm not doing that." When you wanna say no but no isn't enough to get your point across. Alternate version of Am I Fuck

Person 1: Hey P2, will you help me look after my younger brother? My mum's gone out.
Person 2: Will I fuck! You're on your own mate.

P1: Yeah, P2's gonna go skydiving with me tomorrow.
P2: Will I fuck! When the fuck did I agree to that?!

by makkapakka-akkawakka July 4, 2020

Whateva, I do what I want!

Like yeah i'll do whateva wheneva. You must say it in an accent

Whateva,i do what I want.

by Yaden,Julie,Lindsay. November 14, 2004

I am broke. I have no bones!

This expression can be used to tell that someone has no money. I am broke there means that there's no money. I have no bones means that there's also no money. Bones means money in American Slang.

I am broke. I have no bones!

by Nabeel, January 9, 2009

I pretend I do not see

When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.

girl a: *kicks man in da balls*
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”

by penis enlargement serum December 28, 2020

I don't even, I can't even

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.

Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

I wish I had more hands...

An expression used to communicate disapproval of a specific instance, circumstance or thing(s) which was initially expected to rock but then ended in disappointment.

"...so I can give those (fill in the blank) four thumbs down."

by JT Arpent July 13, 2004

There IS an 'I' in team!!!

Are you sick of being told to shut up during a group project? We've all heard 'there is no I in team' far too many times. Guess what, your individuality and contribution counts. And, there IS an I in team if you look closely enough.

Look at the A in the letter team .. sorry the A is a bit sloppy. See it?

_____
|. _ .|
| |_| |
|. _ .|
|.| |. |
|_| |_|

George: Get your butt over here and finish this biology lab!
Bob: I've already done my share, you take a turn for a change, dammit! I couldn't care less.
George: You know what they say ... *smirk* there is no I in team!
Bob: Actually, there IS an 'I' in team!!!
George: *mind blown*

by qascghjkl;' April 25, 2011