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Grease monger

A lady with grease on her back who may or may not bottle it and sell it to the highest bidder
“Hi madam your the grease monger I hear? could I grab some of that goose grease, your selling by the bottle?”
by Kijjam December 7, 2024
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greasey ginger

A festival that they grease up the closest ginger and the ginger runs through the closest hospital while screaming about that time he ate a banana side ways.
The last time the greasey ginger festival took place, grandma got trapped in his way and accidentally ingested three gallons of vodka.
by Greasey ginger December 2, 2023
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Grease Trap

Refers to an individual, often toxic or narcissistic, who cunningly presents themselves as the ideal partner or friend, attempting to lure others into a relationship that proves difficult to escape. Much like a literal grease trap in plumbing that captures and retains undesirable substances, this person uses deceit and manipulation to ensnare others emotionally or romantically.

The term emphasizes the slippery and challenging nature of disentangling oneself from the relationship once entrapped. It serves as a cautionary metaphor for individuals who feign positivity and charm while concealing ulterior motives. Identifying a "grease trap" involves recognizing red flags early on to avoid being ensnared in a relationship that may prove detrimental in the long run.
After months of what seemed like a fairy-tale romance, I realized they were nothing more than a grease trap, concealing their true intentions behind a facade of charm and sweetness.

After months of seemingly genuine friendship, I realized that he was nothing more than a grease trap, concealing his true intentions behind a facade of warmth and camaraderie.

Sarah was initially captivated by Jake's charismatic charm, but over time, she began to suspect that he was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing his manipulative nature behind a façade of ideal partnership.

"After months of bliss, I realized that Mary was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing her true nature while ensnaring me in a relationship that became nearly impossible to escape."
by The Grease Trap Chronicles December 24, 2023
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Greased

To fart and something extra comes out, not exceeding the buttocks or touching clothing such as underwear or pants.
Damn man, that was close! I greased my asscrack after all of those buffalo wings!
by SniggihTterb February 4, 2024
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greaseposting

When someone posts something to social media that is the intellectual equivalent of a corny boardwalk t-shirt graphic.

You know the kind.
The stuff that's unironically worn by toothless trailerpark grandmas where it's a picture of Tweety Bird in a pinstripe fedora gripping a fistful of money with a random quote about loyalty or something like that.
When Cheyenne found out that her best friend hooked up with her ex, she spent the whole next week greaseposting on Facebook. Cheyenne is 42.
by TheNotoriousPuff February 24, 2024
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Greasing

When someone who is supposed to be working, is slacking off in an area where no one will see them.
Pat was greasing it in the basement when he was supposed to be cleaning the kitchen.
by NickM69 April 8, 2024
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greasol

Ġorġ ta' Pawlu ta' Melkjor
Haw greasol! Kif inhu greasolinu?
by KhabibDudu April 14, 2024
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