billionaire doors

Doors on a car which are different from the standard hinged car doors, frequently found on Lambos, McLarens and minivans.
I had to sell my McLaren. Now I have a fucking Maserati with car normal doors, not billionaire doors.
by kirkandorules December 18, 2021
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Morrison of doors

Construction Unit: an lethal overdose amount of doors
Person 1: what happened here?

Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.

Person 1: where’s the front door?
by Jen Bird October 03, 2023
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cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)
"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."
by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024
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Fake door close

When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.
Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.
by GraysenGG July 23, 2023
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En je deed nog steeds je uiterste best om dit ook te vertalen, gras aan te raken, een baan te krijgen of iets wat je nutteloze stuk stront is.
Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen.
by heyyallwannagivme November 06, 2022
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Czechoslovakian Door-Knob

It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.
My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.
by Anonymous1105 June 07, 2022
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Door Douche

(n) A delivery app driver that double-parks by the entrance to one's favorite restaurant, therefore blocking the entrance for in-person customers - such as GrubHub or DoorDash
Q: So whose car is that in the fire zone out front?
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
by PaulSNJ January 31, 2023
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