foot nugget

The dog poop that gets stuck in between your toes when you step in it barefooted.

I walked outside to get the paper with no shoes on and I got a foot nugget coming back from the yard !

by Stefanski93 December 19, 2018

Like a 50 foot chicken wing

A phrase to describe how awesome you are feeling. A normal chicken wing is great, now x50 is beyond awesome.

"hey man, how are you doing?"
"like a 50 foot chicken wing"

by MajesticSnoek March 18, 2022

Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021

Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

by Diet Schmiet November 29, 2010

scouse foot

When you've spent too much time dancing at a rave and your ankles don't work right.

I was out at a psytrance night last night and got a bit of scouse foot

by timmyfactoid November 9, 2012

Three-foot Thug

A three-foot thug is a person who is shorter than the average height who dresses and/or acts tough , yet their height makes them look as scary as a box of kittens. Usually found in schools.

Hey, Dave, look at him.

Who?

The little guy.

The three-foot thug?

Yeah. Isn't he adorable?

by Took!e January 8, 2012

get the jiffy foot mug

When you really like jiffy foot so you just want to shout GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG so loud that you just want to share your thought

Me:GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG someone:ok I'll look someone else:I bought it it's the best mug ever

by Pooy rainforest July 20, 2023