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Plan J

Plan J is a last resort for overwhelming stress. If Plan J is ineffective, the problem may be greater, and medical assistance may be required. Do not be afraid to seek help

The J in Plan J stands for jerk off
This whole day has been absolute shit, my head is killing me, I have so much work, and I can’t sleep. Time for Plan J
by jaboi January 16, 2020
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dylan j

once was gay for brevin but then was cheated on and is sad and plays fortnite with rick
“you can call me gay but don’t call me a dylan j”
by livxtay April 15, 2020
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J-Hope

the sun.
his smile is so brings and his personality i so loveable. and he is such an amazing human being that deserves to be loved by everyone
friend: who is that?
me: oh that’s J-Hope from BTS. He’s such a wholesome being
by jayanus April 24, 2020
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J bird

J bird is word used to describe Lance Morgan Jayo who is on of the craziest party animals on earth with a 27inch dick he refers to as his meat sleeve
by Blaster balls October 11, 2020
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nasty j

The notion of skipping the oral part of a blowjob and going towards the anus instead,it shows that you care for your partner if you do it right after they use the bathroom in the toilet that you both know you haven't cleaned in the past week
"hey babe you just want to go for that nasty j today? My (genital) isn't doing so well today and can you please not use your teeth this time"
by Chill asf September 17, 2017
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J Love

The most chill maths teacher this side of the Congo.
J Love: sahhhhh dude
by HamburgerPls May 27, 2017
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j-chan

A child who neglects their priorities
Fernando didn't do his homework again. He's such a J-Chan.
by Lochlan Gadbrooks June 3, 2017
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