Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

my shayla

your pookie. your bestie. your will to live! they make you go awwwww just by looking at them, they’re the cutest little thing❤️ can be used as a greeting, a noun, etc

“Awww MY SHAYLA!!!”
“You’re my shayla.”
“My shayla is the cutest person i’ve ever seen.”

by zcsaa23 February 7, 2025

straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

Smh my head

to express general dissatisfaction

My friend didn't show up to the function today, Smh my head.

by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025

What is the quickest way to the declaration of independence (my journal entries on the animemusicvideos website)

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Person 343: What is the quickest way to the declaration of independence (my journal entries on the animemusicvideos website)

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger

this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese

"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 12, 2025