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Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"
"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"
by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019
mugGet the Cat Willymug.

willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!
by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016
mugGet the willy crystalmug.

Fiddle E Willy

like tickle my pickle, Fiddle E Willy is the act of asking someone politely and consensually to touch your penis in an irish accent
by arryboob June 10, 2024
mugGet the Fiddle E Willymug.

southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
by thecraklin March 3, 2015
mugGet the southern wet williemug.

fuzzy willie

When a man ejaculates in your ear and sponges it out using his man hair.
Last night was amazing, he even gave me a fuzzy willie. man hair
by Nate's one friend November 10, 2015
mugGet the fuzzy williemug.

Willy

Jack Lymbery, has a little willy
by superduperprettygirl October 24, 2022
mugGet the Willymug.

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