Wonder Check

In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.

This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.

In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.

A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.
"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."
by Splorsh June 28, 2021
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peepeepoopoo check

What is your favorite song?

My favorite song is peepeepoopoo check!
by ppballslover May 5, 2022
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Check

To crash or die.
How I’ve been feeling lately I think I’m about to check.
by Slimegetem August 13, 2024
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drink check

when your friends watch your drink for you when you walk away to go to the bar or the bathroom.
"Hey man will you drink check me? Too many people getting roofied these days."
by aliencharles January 17, 2020
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dickie check

What some Canadians call the Canada Child Benefit. Those people probably refer to it as that because babies are made by a dick and a vagina.
Honey! I just got my dickie check today
by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022
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Check me 45

*Standing on top of something that shouldn't be stood on*
Guy: Ayeeee check me 45
Guy #2: Stop saying that you are an idiot.
by PapDoc45 February 9, 2017
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check his calendar

To check his sanity.
"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo
by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008
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