holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.

I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.

by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021

Holy

-She’s a girl who loves women
-Look str8 but fucking gae

Look, Holy so gae.

by im_obsessed_with_women December 26, 2021

Holy Avenger

When a priest cums in a persons ass, while choking them with rosary beads.

Tim: Billy you look a little flush, whats up?
Billy: Just catching my breath, Father O'Malley just gave me the Holy Avenger.

by BillyBob Avenger December 28, 2021

holy trinity in christianity

Deez nuts

The holy trinity in Christianity to u to

by Grass is yum May 24, 2022

Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.

Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!

by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022

Holy Crash

Instead of saying "Holy Crap" it goes "Holy Crash"

Holy Crash, Holy Crap

by K3 1 97 11 March 30, 2022

Holy mother

when referencing something that shocked you

Person 1: holy mother!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: that shit scared me so bad!

by hiheyheyohallohihi March 30, 2022