British Guy

Amazingly unattractive gay guys who like to fuck guys and suck their own dick better than any women. They think omen should be in the kitchen but make better sandwich then us.

"This white British guy approached me at the mall and I screamed his name was callum and he looks like a goblin with chlamydia "

by mxni_3 May 24, 2018

The Guy Thing

When you ask a guy if you look bad and he lies to make you feel better about your self (or to get out of trouble) even tho you look horrid.

Person: Do i look fat?

Guy:...er...No

Person: really?

Guy: You look totally hott:)

Person: Thanks:)

Later that day.....

Friend: Are you sure he didnt do "The Guy Thing"?

Person: Um...No...JERK!!!

by the_Brilliant_3mily! February 8, 2010

Boner guy

a person in reality or in a video game, that has elite sniping skills. Usually bothers you so much by his sniping and outsnipes you in many different scenerios. The term originated during a game of COD and continues to be used to describe that guy who keeps bothering you with his accurate gay snipes. They always have snipers, no other gun is acceptable to them.

i was playing COD and on a kill streak when so boner guy decided to snipe me with his gun.

by son o britiany555 April 10, 2010

For Show Guy

A guy that technically does not have a brain which society could consider useful. He is probably jacked or could at least model at Abercrombie. A girl will date him, only because of his looks, and he is often actually a little bitch. Basically he is a mannequin with a heartbeat who can somewhat form sentences, but can never actually add anything useful to a conversation or a relationship. He is simply dated because he looks appealing to a woman's friends.

Look at that tool, he's just one of those for show guys. She only dates him because he looks good.

by eth1211 May 22, 2009

tie Guy

The legend. He wears a tie to mask his identity, only his true friends know him... Some fear him, but all respect him. He is the man with the power, the man who must wear his tie at all times to persuade and father a following. He is the shit.

Person 1: hey, who's that doode with the tie?

Person 2: oh.. That's tie Guy, watch out for him..

by tie Guy dos August 22, 2010

Nice guy

A guy who doesn't pretend to be your friend just to get in your pants. Doesn't objectify and mistreat the women that he can actually get interested in him thinking once day he'll end up with his hot friend . Gross. Never.

Any guy who calls himself a nice guy. If you have to say it, you aren't one.

by Getoutofjere March 28, 2015

blonde-guy

A male human child that often throws his feet at Mikhael. A blonde-guy is also required ti be blonde and have glasses. Most blonde-guys thoroughly enjoy throwing their feet at Mikhael, although not all of them do.

Hey look! It's a blonde-guy, I saw him throw his feet at Mikhael last week.

by PokecordWeebH November 8, 2018