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National fuck your friends day 

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
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Tonya Harding's friends 

You can see how it benefits Tonya Harding to have friends that will intervene in disputes between her and other people, but it's hard to see how any of these folks she calls friends benefit any from the relationship, or being known as Tonya Harding's friends. It seems like you'd be guilty by association if you had ties to Tonya Harding, and eople knew about it.
The people that were called Tonya Harding's friends didn't seem too thrilled about the label.

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day 

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

lets just be friends 

lets just be friends, sike nigga you gay

national fake friends day 

a day to post the fake friends in your life
“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”

First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.
They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.

i.have.stupide.friends 

OMG i.have.stupide.friends FOLLOWED ME!!!
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH