Transitional Douche

A man who easily flows from one woman to another without a second thought or conscience while lying their ass off

Greg and Trevor are such transitional douches they just do whatever it takes to move to next victim

by Gfndog May 8, 2015

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douched-out

When someone acts like such a douchebag that it makes you emotionally and physically tired.

Example:

Person 1:"Hey do you want to hang out tonight?"

Person 2: "No, John was being such a douche today, and I'm too douched-out to go anywhere."

by clarissacutie October 9, 2011

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Douche-bruise

Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure

Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey

"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."

"David? Total Douchebruise."

by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011

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Douche canoe

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit

Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why

by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015

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bay douche

A bay douche is a boy in either Oregon or Washington that is from the Bay Area, he must also sound and dress like he is from the Bay Area and be terrified of rain.

Hey! Do you see the bay douche over there wearing shorts while it is raining?

by julsalves February 21, 2017

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