Douche-bruise

Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure

Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey

"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."

"David? Total Douchebruise."

by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011

Douche Wag

Someone who is a douche bag but has swag

Damn boys got douche wag

by Elmo Swag July 3, 2011

Douche Wad

As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.

You're a big douche wad

by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017

Douche Baggins

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery

Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins

by NiggerMcDicker69 January 14, 2015

giant douche

The republican nominee in a presidential election

The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

douche diggler

Someone who is acting like an ass-fisted vagina!!!

Stop acting like a Douche Diggler Bruce! Geeze!!!

by Dd43 May 16, 2016

bay douche

A bay douche is a boy in either Oregon or Washington that is from the Bay Area, he must also sound and dress like he is from the Bay Area and be terrified of rain.

Hey! Do you see the bay douche over there wearing shorts while it is raining?

by julsalves February 21, 2017