Keester Cracker

a man who seeks out anal sex. Butt Pirate.

the Keester Cracker was hard at work, trolling Boys Town for fresh meat to butt-bomb..

by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018

taco cracker

anneisa greaves bf antonio - love her friend 🍦

“there goes annie’s bf”

“they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl”

“there goes annie’s bf” they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl”

by taco cracker September 28, 2022

Captain Cracker

When a White guy takes to much pride in the simple fact that he is a White person

Person 1: "Oh boy! im sure proud i was born a White guy!!!!"
Person 2: "Shut up Captain Cracker."

by lil Buddha September 6, 2013

Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

Cracker Craving

When someone has the urge to only hook up with white people.

Person A: "Did you see that super hot Asian walk by? Damn."
Person B: "I don't care. Right now I have an intense cracker craving, and I can only focus on that Caucasian near the entrance."

by The Cookie Eating Monster July 12, 2011

Cracker Cave

The home that multiple white people live in

Hey man. Can In hang out at you Cracker Cave tonight

by Michael Thomas Lee May 11, 2022