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One-eyed Angry Pirate 

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.
Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

The Angry Pirate 

When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.
That chick made me mad so i pulled the angry pirate on her!
The Angry Pirate by arrick January 18, 2006

One Eyed Angry Dolphin

When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.
Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World

Tennessee Angry Smurf 

When a man takes his sweaty testicals and dips them in blue kool aid mixs then slaps his testicals in a womens face and gives her a blue streak
Bro when bryan came over i asked him if he wanted kool aid and gave him a Tennessee Angry Smurf

Saint Angry 

1. Being more than just angry.
Ryan Leaf was Saint Angry when that reporter asked him a question.
Saint Angry by RyanLeaf4-6 May 5, 2009

The Angry German 

When you're pounding out your girlfriend, while screaming furiously, without bending your knees!
The Adolf just wasnt getting the job done, so I hit her with The Angry German!
The Angry German by ToneMan08 March 22, 2017