The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.
by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025
Get the Alabama Busdrivermug. I was banging my sister but she didnt want to get pregnant so i pulled an alabama drift to finish in my mom
by The Garlic Knight June 3, 2022
Get the alabama driftmug. by cabinjohn July 4, 2016
Get the alabama credit cardmug. by _pardon? November 15, 2019
Get the Alabamamug. My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower
by Dankone January 20, 2024
Get the Alabama baby showermug. Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024
Get the alabama drum brakemug. When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.
“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”
by Young Joust December 17, 2021
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