Double Headed Trouser Snake

A double headed massive dildo!

Hey girl lets have some fun

hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??

FASHO'!

by huge caaak March 20, 2010

El Paso Snake Bite

While doing your girl doggy style, right before you spoog,pull out and bite her on the ass so hard as to pierce the flesh. As she turns around in surprise, spit the deadly venom from your one-eyed snake in her face and yell snake!!!

My girlfriend would not let me sppog in her face, so I pulled an El Paso Snake Bite!

by C,C & M July 28, 2008

Brown Snake Kiss

"Brown Snake Kiss" describes the phenomenon in which one's fecal excrements curl while exiting and make contact with their genitalia.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got brown snake kissed.

Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.

by TeAmare October 10, 2013

Squiggly Whistle Snake

Used to describe the crazy looking brackets we use so often in programming class. "{" and "}"

(Since nobody knows what those are called)

Person A: This program won't work

Person B: Your missing a squiggly whistle snake at the end of line 35

by IADT July 28, 2008

One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!

I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!

by berty68 October 1, 2008

snake skin wrist watch

When a male wraps his penis around his wrist.

dude check out my snake skin wrist watch (whips out his dong and wraps it around his wrist)

by epic didamys March 14, 2010

double wide man snake

When two men take on one woman, each filling the same wet hole.

by Johnnt Foxtrot October 4, 2003