Taco bells

A slang term for a male's testes, comparing the quality of the mans set of jewels to taco bell food.

Man... he had some gnarly lookin' taco bells!

by mamabearwhiskey April 24, 2009

taco bump

a mexican hemorhoid.

by speedy gonzalez July 26, 2003

pink taco

Refers to the 2 flaps of skin covering a females vagina.

Her pink taco was pink and tight.

by buuuddy April 16, 2011

Ass Taco

The act of spreading ground beef, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and cheese within the ass crack of your lover and proceeding to eat the contents of the ass taco and using the grease to lick the asshole of said lover without the very typical butthole taste and smell.

My hispanic and very stereotypical boyfriend loves to make ass tacos with me.

by FanOfTosh January 2, 2014

Stuffed Taco

When a guy shits, pisses, and then cums on a girls vagina

You have to be a horny bitch to do a stuffed taco

by John Maglan January 3, 2008

Cum Taco

The act of shitting on a woman's vagina followed by ejaculation on her vagina then eating her out simulates a meat and salsa taco

Cum Taco
Vagina=Shell
Poop=Taco Meat
Jizz=Salsa

by Officer Nasty Shabibs November 6, 2011

Soft Taco

Cocine in powder form

hey man, you got any soft tacos??

by xale420 October 28, 2008