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Phone boyfriend

A boy with whom you share a close emotional bond; communication is largely limited to over the phone. You text all the time but for some reason can’t or don’t meet up. May or may not ever become your real boyfriend.
From Schitt’$ Creek episode 5x05 (Housewarming)

(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?
by Hey_kimy October 11, 2020
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samsung phone

a peice oh shit. if a kid in school has a samsung, turn and run. hide. stay away. he or she is probably planning a school shooting. they will gang up with other samsung users because no one else will be their friend. their parents hate them.
“damn, carly, does that new kid jimmy there have a samsung phone?”
oh shit, he does. hurry and run, we’re going to get aids!”
by askrtskrtskrt February 26, 2019
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phone drop day

4th of june is phone drop day which means everbody drops their phone and breaks them.
Oops! I accidentally dropped my phone!
Oh it’s because it’s Phone drop day!
by Queenofrap June 4, 2021
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Phone

A phone is a portable cellular device capable of making a phone call or a text to another person as a means of communication.
by FlappyPancake2222 April 14, 2019
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phone

the thing that students always screw around on when they should be paying attention in class
Teacher: GET RID OF THOSE PHONES OR ELSE IM SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE
by GregHeffley95 March 13, 2025
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phone

A electronic that is going to take over the word
hey that guy has a phone
by DatGamerLion September 17, 2018
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Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011
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