South african snake trap

a form of torture where you are buried and only your weiner hangs out to attract predators to munch, eat, ravage, enjoy, engulf, gobble, destroy, demolish, slurp, smash, peel,or claw your genatalia.
--jim pissed me off so much after 5th period i put him in a south african snake trap in the soundbox at school.
by louie longlegs July 01, 2012
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El Paso Snake Bite

While doing your girl doggy style, right before you spoog,pull out and bite her on the ass so hard as to pierce the flesh. As she turns around in surprise, spit the deadly venom from your one-eyed snake in her face and yell snake!!!
My girlfriend would not let me sppog in her face, so I pulled an El Paso Snake Bite!
by C,C & M May 27, 2006
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Squiggly Whistle Snake

Used to describe the crazy looking brackets we use so often in programming class. "{" and "}"

(Since nobody knows what those are called)
Person A: This program won't work

Person B: Your missing a squiggly whistle snake at the end of line 35
by IADT May 23, 2006
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Brown Snake Kiss

"Brown Snake Kiss" describes the phenomenon in which one's fecal excrements curl while exiting and make contact with their genitalia.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got brown snake kissed.

Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
by TeAmare October 10, 2013
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snake skin wrist watch

When a male wraps his penis around his wrist.
dude check out my snake skin wrist watch (whips out his dong and wraps it around his wrist)
by epic didamys March 14, 2010
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One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!
I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!
by berty68 August 06, 2008
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double wide man snake

When two men take on one woman, each filling the same wet hole.
by Johnnt Foxtrot October 05, 2003
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