Dank beer

beer that has skunked already. often times cheaper at the beer dock. served after everyone has been drinking so they can't tell the difference.

joe: wanna grab me a beer?

scott: yeah sure.
joe: wtf this is a dank beer eww gross.

by michaelstudt November 28, 2012

Zero Beer Queer

A gay person that does not drink beer.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

by Mique Zee December 5, 2020

Zero Beer Queer

Unlike the common two beer queer, these fabulous creatures do not need alcohol to embrace their queerness.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

by Mique Zee December 4, 2020

Beer Nazi

A pretentious idiot who ridicules people for liking popular beers.

Beer Nazi: "Hahaha you can't like Fosters, you pleb."

by Rory the sheep March 18, 2009

p p beer

Any local (cheap) beer or ale that is at an event or party, usually brought by someone not invited (named for Pawtucket Patriot Ale from Family Guy)

Albert wanted some decent brew, but had to settle for p p beer

by manshark December 14, 2014

beer baby

A whiny craftbeer drinker.usually under 25 yrs of age. spends his/her time living in parents basement and hoards bottles ,labels ,openers and seldomly actually drinks the beers he /she trader for. Usually just brags about owning it ,then trades for something else. Seldomly seen in bars as they are cheap little kids who will spend tons shipping beer but won't pay bar prices or tip.

last night at the beer fest I felt like I was annoyed by a beer baby who whined all night long.

by grumpy beer drinker November 16, 2012

beer fingers

When an individual drinks ten beers or more and applys the empty containers to his or her fingers with the intention of attemting to pick things up.

Where'd my pack of ciggarettes go, is that motherfuckin' beer fingers at it again?

by chris wells December 27, 2007