NOAH has a small dick
by Nigger business November 20, 2023

He will describe all of his kinks to you on his first date. He likes to smother toes in mayo and then shoves it up his throat. He is known best as the throat goat (better than Lana Rhodes). To make a Noah happy, you give him gift cards that he ends up swiping on peoples buts.
Noah is amazing.
by Noah's bae February 23, 2024

Noah and Jazzy are the best couple of all time they treat each other like and king and a queen. Every couple wants to be like them but can't because of how Noah and Jazzy relationship is and their friendship. If Noah and Jazzy ever break up the world will end
by Factszzzzzzzz August 8, 2019

by BigTPump March 8, 2022

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes
by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

The skinny-legend of Mr.Grennan's physics class. He's read the other definitions and knows he's a total catch...but only in 3 mounts, when he turns 16. BUT DONT MENTION HIS BROTHER OR ITS A NO GO
by NGCANL March 4, 2019
