Laur (name)

The only guy that can blend big dick energy with suave flirting. He won't try to steal your girls, but they'll be flocking to him nonetheless. Think you can outmatch it? Think again - he picks up skills like they're child toys and pulls them out l like a t-shirt launcher.

Met this guy last night, he was suuuch a Laur (name)! I wish I could see him again, but I can tell he's so busy with all the girls swooning over him :(

by TheDefinotaur November 22, 2021

my name jeff

my name jeff is a populair meme on the internet for years now. it is used to make some have a quick laugh.

my name jeff!

by dikpik53 February 13, 2018

lambda variant pen name

Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.

They had a need to use a Lambda Variant Pen Name to disguise themselves’ !

by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022

National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R

Today is the day you kiss a boy who’s name start with R

“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”

“Bro I’m not gay”

“Doesn’t matter”

by Rohanus September 17, 2022

Name-Stalking

Going on urban dictionary to read through every definition listed for the name of your crush, S.O., best friend, or yourself. Usually includes thumbing up any definition for that name which is general enough to fit the best aspects of the person whose name you are stalking. May also include a thumbs down for any definitions that cast a negative light on them. Also, though less frequent, may include thumbing up negative definitions of exes/people you dislike.

I just spent two hours name-stalking Matt, my hottie boyfriend. I thumbed up every definition that fit him.

by wafflesnwafflesnwaffles April 24, 2014

Motherfucker named Frankie

Mario Lopez haired slim Jim. Searches for big foot when goes camping. Turns on people with his snagged tooth. Tries to be a baller. Says he's succeeded. Would whoop sense into you with 10 in chode.

Sandy sucked the motherfucker named frankie chode yesterday.

by Męë November 22, 2016

Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.

"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023