girls that eat almonds

Girls that eat almonds are simply girls that like to eat almonds. Nothing sexual at all. The girls simply enjoy to eat almonds. The almonds are not nutts.

Can you join our reading club, it's called "girls that eat almonds".

by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021

Eating Jelly Beans

Eating jelly beans is a euphemism used by teenagers that means eating ass. The phrase comes originated in the Bay Area and is typically used there and in other parts of Northern California.

The guy got drunk and started rambling about his love of eating jelly beans

by Bigman Jorge December 1, 2020

Eat shit and taste it

Normally, used in situations where you want vengeance and not only do you want that person to experience the disgusting act of eating shit. You want the motherfucker to get a taste of the shit to further solidify how you want that person to feel. In a word,”shitty!”

That Motherfucker just took my parking space. He can eat shit and taste it.

by Fresh61 March 15, 2021

Bears Eat Beets

Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!

by eden100123 December 30, 2020

Eat your keyboard

A kind way of telling a keyboard warrior to smash their face into the keyboard for being such an idiot

Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry

by thekingoftheweb January 22, 2021

Go Eat A Cupcake!

An expression used as a substitution for "shut up" or "uncalled for", in order to silence trollers or in response to someone who makes you angry.

Example 1
Chick 1: This shit's great. Think I'll win?
Chick 2: Um...well, points for mediocrity
Chick 1: *EYE TWITCH* GO EAT A CUPCAKE!!!!!

Example 2
A : "lololololololololol..."
B : "GO EAT A CUPCAKE!

by Someone who knows more April 26, 2011

eat the other side

When your baby is on the tit and he sucks one side dry. Then it is time to eat the other side.

My baby never gets full after one tit, he always has to eat the other side.

by Meatdick December 25, 2017