Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.
by F0ck0ffm8 April 07, 2016
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Drying

To fake cry without making tears.
Did you see Amber Turd drying during her testimony? Her face was scrunching up, but she didn't shed a single tear. She even used a Kleenex, but her nose wasn't running!
by oliveantfox June 03, 2022
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Dry Jerking

When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.
She was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.
by Lordofthefrat August 10, 2016
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Easy dry it up

1. "Easy dry it up" or in short "dry it up" is a parting phrased between to guy friends that simply means to have such supreme love-making proficiency that you are able to dry a women up

2. "Easy dry it up" means that your skills are so superior to another person that it makes others skills look dry and worthless

3. "Easy dry it up" means to stop a player in basketball who is playing so well he could be describe as "wet"

4. A phrase used to wish "easy" burning of marijuana.

-"Dry it up"="Burn in up"
1.Friend 1- "Alright man see you later"

Friend 2- "Easy dry it up"

2. "I'm drying up my friends on the basketball court

3. "Ron Artest's defense is drying up Lebron James tonight"

4. Friend 1- "Yo you want to smoke?"

Friend 2- "Naw, I can't, dry it up though"
by Ruben Green February 23, 2011
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Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
by Jimmy7017 February 13, 2021
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Done dry

To be fucked or buggered without lubricant and by extension to be cheated out of something, given a raw deal.
He has done a lot of unpaid overtime this year, and hwas really done dry by his boss when he received his pay review.
by LaserWriter July 18, 2016
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Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.
He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.
by BigSick March 21, 2022
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