Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone, no dressing.

I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.

by YETYland February 09, 2017

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 27, 2023

sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

by shittyinternet February 22, 2020

Elias Salad

Shitty salad

Oh you made Elias Salad.

It tastes like Elias Salad

by CanadianDevil October 25, 2017

Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan

Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad

by Dr wurm February 25, 2024

Caesar Tossed Salad

When during the process of "tossing a salad", the receiver of the salad tossing forces out a shart into the mouth of the salad tosser.

She was starting to enjoy dining in until she tried my Caesar Tossed Salad.

by BKees May 09, 2015