An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021
Get the Slap Ass Friday mug.Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: I can't believe what happen on my commute home from Denver today?
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight
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"hey , did you hear about the dumb ass who went to the chrome store to get an extension"
"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"
"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"
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May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.
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