Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat

Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.

by stale cheerio May 30, 2018

national send ass pic day

a day where the man or woman sends an ass pic to each other

hey, babe, its national send ass pic day, wanna participate

by scafeman May 30, 2018

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

Ass

The two bouncy cheeks on the backside of your body. Your ass is also the thing guys love to see in sexting other that your pussy.

Texting:
Guy: hey! Pussy?
Girl: pussy picture
Guy: heyyy lemme see yo ass

Or

Gurl: EAT MY ASS MMMMMMMMMM

Ya know?

by You Dumb beach. May 31, 2018

Crazy ass

The "crazy ass" is one of the optionsgiven to choose in the meme named: "out of your friends wich are you". In the meme we can see four characters or friends type: the "truck freak", the "crazy ass", the "layed back", and "the fighter. The "crazy ass" friend comes with an image of a man aiming a shotgun.

Out of your friends wich are you?
-Truck freak
-Crazy ass
-Layed back
-The fighter

by Boi<-----( April 29, 2018

Cake ass

A cake ass person, most the the time male, is someone who doesn't appreciate their significant other.

"He never compliments me just to do it, he can't keep a job etc."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."

by mama_Houstonisbae April 29, 2018

Buck ass bitch

Bad ass female

Tough. Puts guys to shame with her strength.

The way she’s moving those bricks that’s one “buck ass bitch”

by ShayIstala May 31, 2018