mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)

moans all the time why dont u kys mickey mouse

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys

by mkunga May 4, 2023

I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018

My uwus flew!

A phrase for when something is cute or wholesome, similar to the positive definition of 'That hit me in my feels.' Intended to show that something is so cute or wholesome that it's had a stronger effect on you than simply going 'aww, cute' and moving on.

Variations include 'My uwus have flown', 'My uwus, they flew!', and other phrases like that-as long as the uwus are gone, the meaning remains.

Bunny: Look at these sting ray pups! They're smiling!
Alice: My uwus flew!

by It_Goes_Snicker_Snack December 5, 2020

tucking in my shirt

Euphemism for masturbating

"I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment"

by Therouni October 21, 2020

juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."

Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.

by johny_e_good February 15, 2018

My time green

Basically when someone asking to Facetime , but your already on the phone, and u wanna tell them that without “actually” saying it

-Ny6ixx aniya

Terrence: “aniya do u wanna Ft?”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”

by Ny6ix June 1, 2024

My Gooch Bitch

something funny to say around your friends

that smells like “My Gooch Bitch”

by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020