shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

by Browncam183 February 07, 2017

cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly

“Mika, cool my jets”

by Mikaaaaa November 13, 2018

I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what

Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

by Hugeballguy June 01, 2024

My mom's boyfriend

A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.

Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.

by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021

stick your skibidi in my gyatt

Stick your dick in someone's ass.

hey my rizzler, wanna stick your skibidi in my gyatt

by big rizzler June 29, 2024

my fast vlogs

My fast vlogs viral

My fast vlogs 2022

by Raushn kumar September 20, 2022

my super Mario bros movie poster

My secret weapon…

I will hit freewifim8 with my super Mario bros movie poster

by Smm2lover29383837454363 July 11, 2023