United States Ass Sacking

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.

I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.

by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024

Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016

A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!!

People who say they are a

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without being epic swan pose!!

other examples are people who take very famous quotes all the time such as.

"maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!" - John Marston
“You sir, are a fish” -Arthur Morgan

Jimmy Carper: "Warren J. harding just saidd he was a johnmarstonfanatic20193419283213298598487514781325348312125351327852654877879873218732182318213898718231754876365781532461358271328753826751328567328325115328251386"

kelvin coolidge: "He is such a A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! Am I right William Raft?"

Fester Arthur: Agreed!

by non epik swan pose January 7, 2025

Ass Crack

Crack cocaine that's being smuggled in someones rectum.

Let's smoke some Ass Crack!

by Yours truly_ November 9, 2020

Snitch ass ho

Someone who likes to get others in trouble; a narc.

“Yo, did you hear about Alexys snitching on everyone for a protein bar?” “Oh, yeah. She’s a snitch ass ho.”

by sativadreamz May 26, 2025

ass jaunt

1. Yo black slam
2. Shit you say when you angry

1) Austin: Yo I gotta practice my frestylin' so I can get that ass jaunt tonight

Miles: Aight Aight start dat free jaunt

Austin: Uh Uh 1 2 1 2. Aight aight so check it suck a nigga dick

by At jaunt October 13, 2014

ass piece

when you stick a gun in between you ass cheeks to hide it

yo bro dont let the opps see your ass piece

yo bro your ass piece is hanging out

by palo da bean November 12, 2023