Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.

Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes

by DrMillerLite August 22, 2022

weed pen

A marijuana vaporizer cartridge and battery set designed mainly to be a portable, non-combustible use mechanism. Also known as a vape pen when not specific for cannabis.

“I don’t want the heavier smoke from a rolled joint, so please pass the filled weed pen so I can vape it.”

by Stonercoder February 21, 2024

Weed Wacker

A person who possibly smokes a little too mutch weed

Klark: hey.
Jason: hey
Karl: Arent you a Weed Wacker?
Jason: Jup i am

by FlyFipple April 7, 2022

bleedin the weed

When you beat a penis with a large amount of marijuana to the point where blood is drawn.

I was beating my boy friends penis with so much weed he died of blood loss Bleedin the weed. weed butt weenie shlong

by I_love_my_seanniboo March 14, 2016

Pulling weeds

Masterbating in the backyard.

He was pulling weeds in because he was horney

by Joymooon May 7, 2025

Weed

Weed (aka Cannabis) is a psychoactive drug that you can smoke. It is the most commonly used illegal drug in the world.

Chill, smoke some weed.

by M1d January 10, 2022

wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016