Five Flavor Finger Blast

A finger blast consisting of ketchup, barbecue sauce, mayonaise, ranch dressing, and buffalo sauce. One dips one finger into each of the five flavors, then proceeds to finger blast the lady, and gives her vagina each of the five flavors.

Chris gave Christina the five flavor finger blast after a great family barbecue. He had all five flavors out, dipped each finger in the respective flavor, then began to finger blast Christina. Christina enjoyed every second of it, then Chris initiated sex and his dick became a five flavor totem pole.

by Firenze Hawking March 25, 2013

throwin five with my moles

getting high with your ugly friends

zee: pass the L you fucking mole

tashh: h.o

rein: I @m teh 1337 L m0l3 p@$$ teh $h!t n@0 @-@

zee: puff and pass...*i love throwin five with my moles*

by ThaThreePz August 18, 2009

spanish high five

When you poop in your hand then give someone a high five.

Hey craig!!, SPANISH HIGH FIVE!!!

by thekeefe March 17, 2010

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 7, 2003

dick-five-o

A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.

While hanging out at the mall:
"Oh great, here comes dick-five-o again!"

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

Five Finger Death Punch

A "metal" band whose music caters to teenagers who want to appear "badass" despite being giant pussies, middle aged rockers who have lost all self respect and are going through a mid-life crisis, and whiny bitches who think listening to their music is cathartic. It's part of a new wave of metal for people who don't really like metal that much, but think it will make them look cool if they listen to it.

Person 1: Do you like Five Finger Death Punch?
Person 2: Go kill yourself.

by AForestOfPubes December 29, 2016

wi fi high five

when 2 people are at distance and not able to give a high five, also know as an air five.

hey kristin wi fi high five!

by peanutbutterface December 9, 2008