screen door junkie

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.

P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.

by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.

Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"

by von groovy July 12, 2024

Classy as the front door

A work/kid friendly way to say “classy as fuck”. A play on “shut the front door”

“Dang, look at this spread. Your kid’s party is classy as the front door”

by Keasterbunny July 8, 2025

The door.

When u say something offensive/You need to leave

She really told me the door.

by ILuvCasper<33 February 26, 2022

hop on doors

"Hopping on doors" is a sex position performed by 2 men, which involves licking the underside of each others' toe nails while making monkey noises.

Tom: Wanna hop on doors?
Kirill: Yes daddy

by EaZea April 3, 2023

Door bagel

A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

Hot Girl Next Door

A phrase used to describe a woman who would normally come across as an average Plain Jane, (and even with being a Plain Jane, she's still very sexy, even without having to doll herself up a lot, or make any extreme effort to look glamorous) and she's gorgeous and hot enough to look like she should be a famous celebrity sex symbol, but they're just an average, regular, everyday citizen you'd see out and about at the store, at work on your job, at college, at a restaurant, in your local neighborhood, etc. etc.

The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.

"Liam was proud to have–what he considered–a 'Hot Girl Next Door' girlfriend, because he saw her as like a trophy girlfriend who didn't have to do much to be sexy."

by A Black Smartass from America February 17, 2024