One Taco Short of A Taco Salad 

An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80

TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!

One Taco Short of A Taco Salad by Simply Beastly October 19, 2010

Lobster Taco 

Slang for a Maine woman's vagina. Could also be use to describe the vagina of any woman living in the coastal New England states.

Dude, I totally ate her lobster taco last night.

Lobster Taco by Fireballwilly March 17, 2013

Muddy Taco 

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.

White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"

Muddy Taco by thatniggakidkenny September 30, 2014

gaping taco 

an extremely loose and saggy twat that can best be compared to a wet taco that was purchased from a shady street food vendor

i went out with heather last night and when i tried feel her up my hand sunk into her gaping taco and after that it was pretty awkward, i think i should block her number bro

gaping taco by Insert Name Here March 10, 2015

Dick taco 

A dick taco

Yo that's a dick taco

Dick taco by Dicktaco19 July 1, 2017

Glossy taco 

1. A glossy top coat for nail artists (Simply Nailogical's definition of a glossy top coat)

Now we're gonna add a glossy taco cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.

Glossy taco by Bloom306 July 30, 2017

glossy taco 

A top coat for your nails after a h💿L💿 Manicure.

Also the same as a quick dry glossy taco for when you put nail vinyls on next

Term from: Simplynaillogical or CRISTINE

After you've finished your h💿L💿 Manicure you put on a glossy taco

glossy taco by H💿L💿 GODS July 30, 2017