Lava Pee

D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.

D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.

D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!

Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 20, 2022
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Nose pee

When your nose is visibly runny but without big boogers
“Eww bro, wipe your nose pee”

“Haha Momma you have nose pee!”
by Shmells January 20, 2023
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pleasure pee

if u want to pleasure yourself while peeing just stick you finger in your belly button and just wiggle it all around
hold on kyle im gonna pleasure pee for a bit
by busternut69420 January 13, 2020
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pee-cock

"Johnny got kicked in the pee-cock at school again."
by Supreme Maggot November 15, 2021
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Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.
Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.
by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024
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Peeing with no sound

When your penis is so big, it flops into the urinal and its submerged underwater. Thus creating no sound when peeing.
by wavepoolman May 25, 2017
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pee urself

a term used when a friend is angry but not too angry. they wouldn't like the person to die, they would just like for them to pee themselves. a correct response when someone says that to you is "i already did", asserting your dominance. for the ultimate dominance assert after that, you may t-pose .
friend 1: gimmie ur lunch munny

friend 2: u-ur mom gae
friend 1: no u
friend 2: pee urself
friend 1: i already did
friend 2: *cowers in shame*
by moan420gayman July 10, 2018
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